You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you

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Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

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thebiracialjesus:

deebott:


 Pablo Schreiber and Natasha Lyonne attend the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

put it in my mouth

lets just have an orgy

thebiracialjesus:

deebott:

Pablo Schreiber and Natasha Lyonne attend the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

put it in my mouth

lets just have an orgy

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My god, Breaking Bad. It has changed my life.

Aaron Paul accepting his Emmy. Same, Aaron. (via hermantraut)

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Now are you with me or not?
Oh I am so fucking with you.
I thought you might be.

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Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?

Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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If you’re not black, you cannot:

poetic-ness:

glovesinthesummertime:

problackgirl:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

  1. Say nigga
  2. Be a part of the natural hair movement.

3. Tell my black ass what I should and should not be offended about.

4. Jump in on every tumblr post made for black people and say all people. Nobody was talking to you. Stay in your socks and sandals lane.  

5. Tell me that you’re blacker then me.

you don’t get special privileges because you’re black. if ‘nigga’ is offensive then NOBODY should say it. we can all embrace out differences without making race an issue. nobody should tell anybody what they can and can’t be offended about.
this is bullshit.

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scntrx:

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you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

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my heart is breaking into a million tiny little pieces inside of my body, and those pieces are being carried through my blood steam, into my veins throughout my body. and my whole entire body hurts because my heart is breaking so badly right now.

blvckforestx:

Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore for Marie Claire, October 2009

Oh wow

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